So, I met this guy in the supermarket who said that, he knew me..

I swore he didn’t. He said, “We shared the same group of friends in college and that we always hung out together.”

I swear we hadn’t. He said, “Baby, I promise I know you, you just don’t remember.”

I said, “Man. I promise YOU don’t know me, and I do remember.”

He grabbed me by my arm, and faced me eye to eye… intensely, he said, “I know you.”..

“Umph.” my tongue glazed my bottom lip…

So….. I took him home…and….devoured him….. No one, has seen him since..

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