So, I met this guy in the supermarket who said that, he knew me..
I swore he didn’t. He said, “We shared the same group of friends in college and that we always hung out together.”
I swear we hadn’t. He said, “Baby, I promise I know you, you just don’t remember.”
I said, “Man. I promise YOU don’t know me, and I do remember.”
He grabbed me by my arm, and faced me eye to eye… intensely, he said, “I know you.”..
“Umph.” my tongue glazed my bottom lip…
So….. I took him home…and….devoured him….. No one, has seen him since..